Inside: A silly list of Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids that will make everyone laugh.
Kids love gross humor (at least mine do). From stinky smells to slimy surprises, silly “gross” questions are a guaranteed way to get kids laughing and talking.
If you’re looking for a fun, low-prep activity that keeps kids engaged, these Gross Would You Rather questions for kids are a great way to spark laughter, imagination, conversation and maybe gagging just a little bit.
This great game works during a car ride, as a great conversation starter at the dinner table, on the first day of school, or as one of your go-to party games.
Best of all, these questions encourages fun family conversations, creative thinking, and silly debates. There are no wrong answers, just brave ones.
Whether you’re parenting younger kids or older kids, these questions are a playful way to build social skills, encourage critical thinking, and help kids explain their choices all while being delightfully gross.
From smelly feet and dirty socks to rotten eggs and a glass of sweat, these fun questions are guaranteed to spark laughs and unforgettable reactions.
Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids
Would You Rather is a classic game because it’s easy to play, requires no prep, and gets everyone involved.
These gross-themed questions range from silly to “so gross it’s funny.”
These Gross Would You Rather questions make great conversation starters and can be used in many ways, including:
- Families with kids of all ages
- Morning meeting icebreakers
- Classroom brain breaks
- Road trip entertainment
- Sleepover games
- Rainy day activities
- Writing prompts or journal starters
- Silly discussion starters at the dinner table
They’re perfect anytime kids need a fun, engaging activity that gets everyone participating.
Some of these questions are extra silly, others are mildly gross, and a few might make kids say “ewww!”—but all of them are kid age-appropriate and fun. All the potty humor questions are grouped together if you would rather skip those.
100 Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids
Get ready for laughter, silly faces, and lots of “gross!” reactions.
Food & Mouth-Related Grossness
- Would you rather eat rotten eggs or drink sour milk?
- Would you rather eat cold spaghetti with ketchup or soggy cereal with water?
Would you rather bite into a rotten apple or a mushy banana peel? - Would you rather drink banana peels blended up or fish tank water?
Would you rather drink sour milk or warm orange juice?
Would you rather eat a booger-shaped jelly bean or a bug-shaped gummy?
Would you rather taste something slimy or something crunchy?
Would you rather eat food off the floor or out of the trash?
Would you rather eat pizza with toothpaste or cookies with mustard?
Would you rather chew old gum or eat cold fries?
Would you rather eat soup with hair in it or a sandwich with sand?
Would you rather drink pickle juice or lemon juice? - Would you rather smell dog food or rotten fruit?
- Would you rather eat an entire block of blue cheese or a gallon of mayonnaise?
- Would you rather eat red raw meat or a whole raw chicken?
- Would you rather eat hot dogs covered in peanut butter or apples dipped in pickle juice?
- Would you rather eat a live fish or a live worm?
Slime, Dirt & Sticky Stuff
- Would you rather step in mud barefoot or sit in sticky slime?
Would you rather touch a bowl of cold spaghetti or warm oatmeal?
Would you rather have syrup on your hands or glue in your hair?
Would you rather fall into a mud puddle or roll in wet grass?
Would you rather touch something squishy or something crusty?
Would you rather have jelly stuck between your fingers or gum on your shoe?
Would you rather clean up slime or scrape dried mud?
Would you rather sit on something sticky or step on something wet?
Would you rather play with gooey slime or chunky mud?
Would you rather touch something smelly or something slimy?
Stinky & Smelly Situations
- Would you rather smell dirty socks or stinky cheese?
Would you rather be stuck in a room that smells like garbage or rotten eggs?
Would you rather have a pet skunk or a pet rat?
Would you rather burp loudly or fart quietly in front of friends?
Would you rather wear smelly shoes or a stinky shirt all day?
Would you rather smell armpit sweat or sweaty socks?
Would you rather clean a smelly public bathroom or a stinky fridge?
Would you rather sit next to someone who smells or be the smelly one?
Would you rather smell spoiled milk or old fish?
Would you rather have stinky hands or stinky feet? - Would you rather smell smelly feet for the rest of your life or have bad breath forever?
Bugs, Bodies & “Eww” Stuff
- Would you rather hold a worm or touch a slug?
- Would you rather have a second head or a head facing backwards?
Would you rather have a bug crawl on your arm or in your hair?
Would you rather step on a bug barefoot or see one in your bed?
Would you rather touch a spider web or a pile of leaves with bugs?
Would you rather pick up a dead bug or a slimy worm?
Would you rather feel something crawl on you or hear it nearby?
Would you rather clean up after a pet accident or touch mystery slime?
Would you rather see a bug in your food or in your drink?
Would you rather have itchy skin or sticky fingers?
Would you rather hear gross noises or see gross stuff?
Bathroom Humor & Silly Grossness
- Would you rather have toilet paper stuck to your shoe or food in your teeth?
Would you rather forget to flush or clog the public toilet?
Would you rather smell someone else’s fart or hear one loudly?
Would you rather have toothpaste foam drip on your shirt or water splash from the sink?
Would you rather step in a wet bathroom floor or touch a sticky door handle?
Would you rather clean a messy sink or a messy toilet?
Would you rather have soap in your eyes or shampoo in your mouth?
Would you rather drop your toothbrush on the floor or in the sink?
Would you rather have soggy socks or wet underwear?
Would you rather use scratchy toilet paper or none at all? - Would you rather touch dog poop with your bare hands or step on it barefoot?
- Would you rather wear dirty underwear or dirty socks all day?
- Would you rather clean dirty diapers or unclog a toilet seat?
- Would you rather drink a glass of sweat or dirty water?
- Would you rather have bad gas forever or smell like dog poop?
- Would you rather drink from a dirty water bottle or lick a toilet paper roll?
Just-for-Fun Gross Questions
- Would you rather be slimy for a day or smelly for a day?
- Would you rather have sticky hands or dirty feet?
- Would you rather clean up a mess or make one?
- Would you rather smell something gross or taste something gross?
- Would you rather touch something gross once or smell something gross all day?
- Would you rather eat something weird or touch something weird?
- Would you rather hear gross sounds or see gross pictures?
- Would you rather have slime in your hair or mud on your face?
- Would you rather be messy or sticky?
- Would you rather say “eww” once or laugh nonstop?
Ultra Gross Round
- Would you rather touch dirty diapers or dirty underwear?
- Would you rather smell rotten eggs or bad gas?
- Would you rather eat a live worm or a slimy slug?
- Would you rather swim in dirty water or dog poop water?
- Would you rather lick a toilet seat or chew toilet paper?
- Would you rather drink sour milk or glass of sweat?
- Would you rather wear sweaty socks on your hands or dirty socks on your face?
- Would you rather eat rotten fruit or spoiled ice cream?
- Would you rather touch raw meat or step in it?
Fun & Weird Scenarios
- Would you rather spill ice cream in your shoes or pickle juice in your backpack?
- Would you rather live in a tree house or on a cruise ship?
- Would you rather hug Santa Claus covered in slime or a muddy police officer?
- Would you rather eat hot dogs from a shoe or soup from a sock?
- Would you rather drink lemon juice or pickle juice through your nose?
- Would you rather hug a giant snake or a pet skunk?
- Would you rather smell like armpit sweat or sweaty socks?
- Would you rather have body hair everywhere or none at all?
- Would you rather eat banana peels or onion ice cream?
- Would you rather sleep in a fish tank or a dog bed?
- Would you rather eat dog food or cat treats?
- Would you rather drink spoiled orange juice or chunky milk?
- Would you rather clean a public bathroom or pick up dog poop?
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