Inside: Free printable Snowman joke teller for kids to share family friendly jokes.
Looking for funny snowman jokes that is perfect for winter and good laughs? You’ve come to the right place!
Not only does this post have over 100 funny snowmen jokes but at the bottom of the post you can download your free printable Snowman Joke Teller with our 8 favorite snowmen jokes!
50 Funny Snowman Jokes for Kids
- What kind of cake do snowmen love? Carrot cake!
- What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
- What do snowmen say to kids? Have an ice day!
- Why did the snowman go to school? To be a little cooler!
- What do snowmen do on the weekend? Chill out!
- What song do snowmen like to sing? Ice, ice, baby!
- Why did the snowman cross the road? To chill on the other side!
- Why is the snowman a jolly good fellow? He always spreads cheer!
- Why did the police officer stop the snowman? He saw him rolling through a stop sign.
- Who’s the snowman’s best buddy? Jack Frost!
- Where do snowmen vacation? The North Pole.
- Why did the snowman sit by the snow bank? To save up snow!
- What’s a snowman’s dog called? A snowman’s dog named Slush!
- What sauce do snowmen love? Chilly sauce.
- What animal do snowmen admire most? The polar bear.
- What cereal do snowmen eat? Ice Crispies.
- What lotion do snowmen use? Cold cream.
- What medicine do snowmen take? A chill pill.
- What kind of mug does a snowman use? A frosty kind of mug.
- Why does a snowman get cold feet? He stands on ice all day!
- Who are Frosty’s parents? Frosty’s parents are Mr. and Mrs. Snow!
- What’s inside a snowman’s head? Cool ideas!
- Why did the snowman check his snowman order twice? He didn’t want to melt it.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music? Chill beats
- What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snow ball.
- What does a snowman call dandruff? Snowman call dandruff: head snow!
- What kind of jokes do snowmen love? Knock-knock jokes.
- Why did the snowman check the open menu? He wanted ice cream.
- Why are snowmen so funny? They know the best puns.
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- What’s a snowman’s phone number? ICE-ICE-BRR!
- What’s the best thing about snowmen? They never complain!
- Who is Frosty married to? Frosty’s wife, of course!
- Who’s the most famous snowman rapper? Ice Cube!
- Why was the snowman worried? He was a stressed snowman.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream.
- What does the snowman watch? The weather report.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice tea.
- What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Burr-ice-tos!
- What do snowmen use for help? Frost aid.
- Who’s the snowman’s favorite princess? Snow White.
- Why did the snowman get arrested? Snowman stealing from the snowbank
- What did the snowman say to the police officer? “Ice didn’t do it!”
- What’s under a snowman’s hat? More snow!
- What do snowmen eat for lunch? Cold cuts!
- What do snowmen use to text? Ice phones!
- What do snowmen say when they agree? Ice agree!
- What do snowmen eat at parties? Snow cones!
- What do snowmen call recess? Snow break!
- Why did the snowman get an award? He was outstanding in his field!
- What do snowmen say when surprised? Ice didn’t expect that!
- What do snowmen say when they leave? Ice be back!
- Why don’t snowmen tell secrets? They might melt under pressure!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water.
- What kind of money does Frosty’s girlfriend use to pay for things? Cold hard cash!
Snowman Joke Teller
This Free Printable Snowman Joke Teller for Kids is the perfect way to share clean jokes, snowman puns, and silly humor during the winter season.
This snowman joke teller (sometimes called a fortune teller or cootie catcher) is a great way to keep kids entertained on snow days, at winter parties, or during frosty fun at home or school. It’s filled with hilarious snowman jokes that kids of all ages will love.
Inside the printable, kids will find jokes about snowmen including the abdominal snowman…yes these jokes are classic dad jokes that kids love.
This snowman joke teller is a simple paper game made by folding a square of paper into a moveable game with 8 flaps, each hiding a funny joke.
The jokes are lighthearted, silly, and a great way to encourage laughter, reading, and social interaction. It’s a perfect winter activity for classrooms, homeschool, birthday parties, or a snowman’s birthday party celebration.
What Is a Snowman Joke Teller?
A snowman joke teller is a folded paper game that lets kids choose words and numbers to reveal jokes underneath the flaps. It’s a great way to enjoy funny jokes while practicing fine motor skills and reading.
The printable includes:
- Step-by-step folding instructions
- A black-and-white design kids can color
- 8 of the best snowman jokes for kids
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How To Make a Snowman Joke Teller
Paper joke tellers are made by folding a square piece of paper into 8 movable flaps.
When you download and print the snowman joke teller, you’ll get:
- The joke teller printable
- Easy folding instructions
Steps:
- Print on regular paper
- Color the snowmen
- Fold following the instructions
- Open and close the flaps to share funny snowmen jokes
Young kids may need help folding, but once it’s made, kids can play independently.
How to Use the Snowman Joke Teller
To play, the person holding the joke teller asks a friend to choose from each layer.
First round choices include winter words like:
- Snowman
- Winter
- Scarf
- Carrot
Kids spell the word using the letters of the alphabet, opening and closing the joke teller each time.
Second and third rounds:
Kids choose a number.
- The first number tells how many times to open and close
- The second number tells which flap to lift
Under the flap is a funny snowman joke!
Funny Snowman Jokes Included on the Printable
Here are the 8 snowman jokes included inside the joke teller:
- How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frost bites!
- What is a snowman’s favorite game? Freeze tag!
- Who’s a snowman’s favorite aunt? Aunt Artica!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite movie? Frozen!
- What do snowmen use to text? Ice phones!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
These are some of the best jokes for winter cheer and quick laughs.
It’s a perfect way to enjoy frosty jokes without screens, just paper, laughter, and a little frosty fun.
Free Printable Snowman Joke Teller
This printable is for personal, classroom, and homeschool use only.