Jokes are such a fun thing for kids to be able to learn and share. My kids love learning new jokes and telling them to everyone, so I thought it would be fun to find some fun Christmas knock knock jokes for kids.
As I’ve been putting together some fun jokes for my kids I decided to share my list of hilarious Christmas knock knock jokes with you (at least your kids will probably think they are hilarious).
Plus I have made some of our favorites into Christmas lunchbox notes. I mean what could be better than including some of the best Christmas jokes in your kid’s lunch box each day leading up to Christmas?
Get the free printable joke cards at the bottom of the post.
In the meantime let’s enjoy some fun holiday jokes.
Best Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Christmas.
Christman’s who?
Christmas jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oh.
Oh, who?
Oh, Christmas Tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Christmas time, don’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas aren’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Essen.
Essen who?
Essen Christmas fun?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Julia.
Julia who?
Julia want a Christmas cookie?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I open my presents?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie going to decorate the tree?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter have a Merry Christmas!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas gift to you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Santa.
Interrupting…. (say next line before they finish.)
Ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard, you like a Christmas cookie?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dex.
Dex who?
Dex the halls with boughs of holly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herry.
Herry who?
Herry up already it’s Christmas.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all these presents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
You better not Pikachu Christmas presents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita ride in Santa’s sleigh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for the present.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me bake some Christmas cookies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for coco.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to all and to all a good night.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly days are here again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe hand me a cookie sheet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas time.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when you see Santa Claus.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana see Santa.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Art these Christmas cookies good.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any gifts for you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding up the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ola.
Ola who?
Ola want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wana.
Wana who?
Wana hippopotamus for Christmas?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herold.
Herold who?
Hark the herold angels sing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy Clause.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddy the elf. What’s your favorite color?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Una.
Una who?
Una Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cane.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know the gingerbread man?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Christmas Eve
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Gingerbread man.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nota.
Nota who?
Nota gum drop buttons.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a jingle bells ringing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima excited for Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rudolf.
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star getting ready for Christmas.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow ones at the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody knows.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey to unlock the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne myself to see how big I am.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain deer.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business, like show business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby new year.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for (fill in with something you want).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex Santa for you.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Believe.
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait to see you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since last year.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho who?
Ho, ho, ho merry Christmas to you (said in with a Santa impression).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
Hosanna gonna get down our chimney.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Christmas?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans of my presents.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my stocking, please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to open my Christmas presents.
A Few More Christmas Jokes For Kids
I know this post is supposed to be funny Christmas knock-knock jokes for kids but I just had to share a couple of other Christmas jokes.
These are funny jokes perfect for kids to share on Christmas day or any time during the holiday season.
Q: Where does Frosty keep his money?
A: In the Snow Bank!
Q: What’s red, white, and blue all over?
A: A sad candy cane
Q: What’s the best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum. You can’t beat it!
Q: What do Elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Free Printable Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Click the link below to download the free printable lunch box notes with good Christmas jokes to share with your kids.
Please keep this printable for personal use.
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